A Mashito Challenge...Mistaken Identity

 

* a bloody murder with a funny twist

 

Here's the story
as best as I can tell
those gals knew each other
for quite a spell
friends and lovers back in the day
they used to hang out in bars
and listen to the juke box play
Mari was the oldest
Kari, ten years behind
two of the sexiest sistahs
you ever wanna find
Kari used to always admire
how Mari's eyes were filled with fire
Kari liked women
Mari wouldn't dare
But she always noticed
how Kari would lustfully stare
One Friday night
Kari was feeling high
And Mari's man caught her eye
Kari had an idea in mind
I bet I can make this bitch jealous
her Old Boy seems so kind
I think I'll get in his face
and do a nasty wind
Well, it worked better than I planned
Because I forced her hand
She had to finally speak
even if her voice was weak
and weak because she already knew
it wasn't him I wanted to do
I had gotten her attention
in a jealous fit
But she knew that wasn't it
I led a trail all the way to my house
I planted bait
like cheese for a mouse
I think this is a good time to tell
I have a twin who plays me very well
She and her mischievous ways
have got me into messes for days
This particular night
She was feeling a little tight
So, we played a trick on Mari so good
You would think we were from the hood...
Mistaken identity
is the result of that night
it was my sister who Mari did fight
when she came to my house
and opened the door
my sister and her man
were fukkin on the floor..LOL
I'm telling you..the fire in her eyes
turned inferno red
and she was in shock for a moment
before she finally said.
'If it's the last thing I do
I promise,
I'm killing you'
Kari's sister sobered up
and realized
that Mari meant what she said
by the tears in her eyes
I think Ole Boy
had captured her heart
But she shoulda been playing it smart
Neva let your man tease another
not even in play
You'll live to regret it every day
Then again, Ole Boy shoulda knew
one day he was gonna be wearing
that same old shoe
Ole Boy went on to find another flame
Mari's life was never the same
One Sunday, Mari opened the paper
and it read
'Ole Boy, killed in lover's tryst,
found tied to a bed naked
dick cut off..
and both wrists slit'
Onlookers on the scene
say Ole Boy's woman was so mean
She didn't take no shyt
Once she caught him cheating in her bed,
that was the end of it...
She cooked for him
worked for him
fucked him
and fed him
and all the thanks that she got
was keeping that pussy wet
when it got hot
The lady turned herself in
and now she doing
20 in the Penn
Forward wind
twenty years lata
Mari and Kari end up neighbors
Kari's sisters' in town
and Mari does not know yet
that it was Kari's sister
that day she read about in the Gazette
The married name wasn't the same
So Mari couldn't know
that she was the same..
Anyway....
Kari's sister was visiting her one week
and Mari came over to eat
They got to talking about jail
and Kari's sister began to tell
the story of the man she swore
would hurt her no more
Now, why did she call his name
Mari realized the fact were the same
Mari, saying to herself,
'this bytch killed my flame
We coulda loved each other forever
if he didn't have to have her...'
Mari went home
steamed that night
She decided she was too old to fight
I know what I will do..
I'll trick you in my house
and beat the shyt out of you
Mari asked Kari's sister, Shari
over for some sandwiches
and tea one day
when Kari was gone
to her friends for an overnight stay
Mari planned it oh so well
Walking up behind Shari
Shari said,'what's that smell?'
Mari said,
'Oh, just an old bucket
from the well...
I keep it around to water my flowers
but I don't think
I'm gonna need it anymore
Because I'm gonna
beat your ass down to the floor
You stole my man, once
then killed him dead
You spent time in jail
for killing him in his bed..
DO you remember me now?'
Shari, trembling, rose to speak
uttering words in a frightened plea
'I was only playing, you got to see
my drinking got the best of me
Me and Kari have done this before
but, I promise
I won't do it no more...
Please,
Let me live..
I don't have much time to go'
Soon as she said it, she hit the floor
Mari had hit her with that bucket
one time... twice.... three times.... four
Shari fell to her knees
and despite her sobbing pleas
She died right there on the floor
Mari cleaned up the blood
that came gushing from Shari's head
and dragged Shari's body out to the shed
Mari came back inside washed her self
and put the bloody bucket back on the shelf
sat down at the table
eating the sandwich, drinking her tea.
singing to herself,

"bet Kari Kari Kari 
gonna be mad at me..
when she see
how her twin was
b.l.e.e.d.i.n.g....'