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If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be:
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If I were a food, I'd be:
If I were a material, I'd be:
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If I was a profession I'd be: a lion tamer
ReplyDeleteIf I was a country I'd be: Being fought over right now
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: a puddle
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: I'd go right to your hips
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Tower over all
If I was a store I'd be: A candy shop
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Nike
If I was a bad habit I'd be: hard to quit
If I was a swear word I'd be: Constantly bleeped out
If I was a icecream flavour I'd be: chunky monkey
If I was a disease I'd be: an ulcer looking to ravish someone's body
If I was a board game I'd be: A game of chess
If I was a feeling I'd be: Awe
If I was a president I'd be: Pretend to care about the country when in fact I'm fattening my coffers
If I was a war I'd be:
If I was a city I'd be:
If I was a colour I'd be: blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: A diva
If I was a movie I'd be: All car chase all the time
If I was a brand of toothpaste: Colgate
If I was a business I'd be: An upstart
If I was a currency I'd be: Which ever converts to the most USD
If I were a month, I'd be: May. My month of course
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday. TGIF
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4:00 p.m. Same as the end of the workday
If I were a planet, I'd be: Take me to your leader. Mars
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Jaws
If I were a direction, I'd be: T he wrong way
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: I'd be rather blue
If I were a sin, I'd be: in trouble
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Does Pepsi count?
If I were a bird, I'd be: an owl
If I were a tool, I'd be: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Venus fly trap
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: 10 inches of snow on your driveway
If I were a I'd be:
If I were an animal, I'd be: The king of the jungle
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Any yucky vegetable is fine by be. No comments
If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound of silence
If I were an element, I'd be: Needed to breathe
If I were a car, I'd be: Doing a hundred on a open road
If I were a song, I'd be: A hot 80s track
If I were a book, I'd be: No. one on the bestsellers list
If I were a food, I'd be: I would eat me right now
If I were a material, I'd be: I would not be going with you to that final resting place.
If I were a taste, I'd be: Spicy. Milk anyone?
If I were a word, I'd be:
If I were a body part, I'd be: An ear lobe. Next best thing to being a fly on the wall
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a frown turned upside down
If I were a shape, I'd be: oval
If I were a number, I'd be: 19
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be: I'd cling to your neck like a second skin
If I were a speed, I'd be: snail's pace
If I were a Name, I'd be:
If I were a Disorder, I'd be: chaos
If I were a Royal job, I'd be: I'd be a royal mess
*crackin the HELL up*
ReplyDelete*crackin the HELL up*
ReplyDelete*crackin the hell up*
ReplyDelete"Ever since I was a lower-case g But now Im a big g. the girls see I got the money. . . "
lol
*crackin the hell up*
ReplyDelete"Ever since I was a lower-case g But now Im a big g. the girls see I got the money. . . "
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I couldn't help posting the two above... Joyce I sat here and laughed for about half hour on that damn turtle video!!! But the rest... was a very nice share. Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteI will copy and paste on my page tomorrow. (oh and multiply was trippin again, hence the many many deleted comments.)
you know..if this made you enjoy pure joy and laughter, then it served it's purpose....I can still hear you laughing....
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hey you got me 'tickled' that you even know the song! I'm the one who bursted out laughing
ReplyDeletehahahaha The second I read your answer Montell Jordan started singing! lol
ReplyDeleteKira..a lion tamer. lol Now that says alot about you...strong lady!
ReplyDeletea puddle...nah...you're definitely an ocean
disorder..chaos....girl, no way. You verge on the edge of order...at all times, always a lady
a sea animal..JAWS...lol COme on now...lol
Kira..a lion tamer. lol Now that says alot about you...strong lady!
ReplyDeletea puddle...nah...you're definitely an ocean
disorder..chaos....girl, no way. You verge on the edge of order...at all times, always a lady
a sea animal..JAWS...lol COme on now...lol
If I was a profession I'd be: coal miner so I could find those diamonds in the ruff
ReplyDeleteIf I was a country I'd be: one that no human has touched yet
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: a raindrop
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: everlasting gobstopper lol
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: a crumbling brick wall
If I was a store I'd be: a goodwill
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: barefeet
If I was a bad habit I'd be: sucked thumb... lol what? I have an oral fixation!
If I was a swear word I'd be: get the fuk outta here
If I was a icecream flavour I'd be: vanilla simple
If I was a disease I'd be: addiction
If I was a board game I'd be: connect 4
If I was a feeling I'd be: a caress
If I was a president I'd be: making history
If I was a war I'd be: holding a white flag
If I was a city I'd be: one that would not sleep
If I was a colour I'd be: green and not jealous...soft like the grass
If I was a celebrity I'd be: looking to be an average joe again
If I was a movie I'd be: benjimen button so I could be born with life's knowledge
If I was a brand of toothpaste: close up
If I was a business I'd be: homeless shelter
If I was a currency I'd be: LOL I keep thinking of Joyce's... lol I would be a nickle
If I were a month, I'd be: September cool/warm/colorful and smells wonderful
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday... I like how it sounds
If I were a time of day, I'd be: right now
If I were a planet, I'd be: saturn protected by light
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: eel
If I were a direction, I'd be: right
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a drawer
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: hot tea with honey
If I were a bird, I'd be: humming
If I were a tool, I'd be: pocket knife
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a natal plum
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: thunder
If I were a sound I'd be: a rain hitting the window
If I were an animal, I'd be: cat
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a mushroom
If I were a sound, I'd be: already answered
If I were an element, I'd be: liquid nitrogen
If I were a car, I'd be: fred flinstone's
If I were a song, I'd be: Kiss by Prince
If I were a book, I'd be: blank pages
If I were a food, I'd be: down home southern food for the soul
If I were a material, I'd be: flannel
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet and sour
If I were a word, I'd be: Hello
If I were a body part, I'd be: an eye
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a gaze
If I were a shape, I'd be: triangle
If I were a number, I'd be: 8
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be: a watch
If I were a speed, I'd be: slow
If I were a Name, I'd be: Carissa
If I were a Disorder, I'd be: multiple personalities
If I were a Royal job, I'd be: jester
diamond in the rough, huh....(you wont believe that is the last line in my piece I'm finishing....guess I wont use it)
ReplyDeletea country no one has been to..wow....and a raindrop...lol Your answers just amaze me, and show me a humility about you that I easily connect to. Find myself smiling at all your answers, really...
WHy would you be a watch?
diamond in the rough, huh....(you wont believe that is the last line in my piece I'm finishing....guess I wont use it)
ReplyDeletea country no one has been to..wow....and a raindrop...lol Your answers just amaze me, and show me a humility about you that I easily connect to. Find myself smiling at all your answers, really...
WHy would you be a watch?
why a watch?
ReplyDeleteHow powerful would it be to be the keeper of time?
lol
and use the line anyway...
ReplyDeleteIf I was a profession I'd be: A classically trained Italian Chef
ReplyDeleteIf I was a country I'd be: Bordeaux, France
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: The River Thames
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: A snickers…(cause the satisfy)
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The Vatican (such religious history)
If I was a store I'd be: Louis Vuitton
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Christian Louboutin (you know with the red bottoms…they go up to size 11 for all my tall girls)
If I was a bad habit I'd be: A know it all
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fuck
If I was a icecream flavour I'd be: Rocky Road
If I was a disease I'd be: Restless Leg Syndrome
If I was a board game I'd be: Life
If I was a feeling I'd be: Love
If I was a president I'd be: Making monumental changes
If I was a war I'd be: demanding a cease fire
If I was a city I'd be: Columbia, South Carolina
If I was a colour I'd be: Blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: looking for civilian freedom
If I was a movie I'd be: Wow…a tie between Carmen Jones and Imitation of Life…
If I was a brand of toothpaste: Rembrandt
If I was a business I'd be: A restaurant
If I was a currency I'd be: $2 dollar bill (so underestimated)
If I were a month, I'd be: November
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Morning 5:30 ish
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: Up
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Armoire
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Grand Marnier
If I were a bird, I'd be: Falcon
If I were a tool, I'd be: Wrench
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Magnolia
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Fall/Pleasant but cool, about 55 degress…
If I were a sound I'd be: A whisper
If I were an animal, I'd be: Something fluffy and cuddly
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A green apple
If I were a sound, I'd be: a soft moaning, a throaty hum
If I were an element, I'd be: Gold
If I were a car, I'd be: 1977 Ford Mustang
If I were a song, I'd be: A song for you
If I were a book, I'd be: Their Eyes were watching God
If I were a food, I'd be: an expensive truffle
If I were a material, I'd be: the softest cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet..the kind that lingers on your palate
If I were a word, I'd be: Passionate
If I were a body part, I'd be: A big ole ass…
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a beautiful wide smile
If I were a shape, I'd be: a square
If I were a number, I'd be: 7
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be: A princess cut diamond
If I were a speed, I'd be: ..the limit baby…
If I were a Name, I'd be: Kelly Elizabeth
If I were a Disorder, I'd be: Sexual Dysfunction
If I were a Royal job, I'd be: Queen
If I was a profession I'd be: A classically trained Italian Chef
ReplyDeleteIf I was a country I'd be: Bordeaux, France
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: The River Thames
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: A snickers…(cause the satisfy)
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The Vatican (such religious history)
If I was a store I'd be: Louis Vuitton
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Christian Louboutin (you know with the red bottoms…they go up to size 11 for all my tall girls)
If I was a bad habit I'd be: A know it all
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fuck
If I was a icecream flavour I'd be: Rocky Road
If I was a disease I'd be: Restless Leg Syndrome
If I was a board game I'd be: Life
If I was a feeling I'd be: Love
If I was a president I'd be: Making monumental changes
If I was a war I'd be: demanding a cease fire
If I was a city I'd be: Columbia, South Carolina
If I was a colour I'd be: Blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: looking for civilian freedom
If I was a movie I'd be: Wow…a tie between Carmen Jones and Imitation of Life…
If I was a brand of toothpaste: Rembrandt
If I was a business I'd be: A restaurant
If I was a currency I'd be: $2 dollar bill (so underestimated)
If I were a month, I'd be: November
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Morning 5:30 ish
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: Up
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Armoire
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Grand Marnier
If I were a bird, I'd be: Falcon
If I were a tool, I'd be: Wrench
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Magnolia
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Fall/Pleasant but cool, about 55 degress…
If I were a sound I'd be: A whisper
If I were an animal, I'd be: Something fluffy and cuddly
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A green apple
If I were a sound, I'd be: a soft moaning, a throaty hum
If I were an element, I'd be: Gold
If I were a car, I'd be: 1977 Ford Mustang
If I were a song, I'd be: A song for you
If I were a book, I'd be: Their Eyes were watching God
If I were a food, I'd be: an expensive truffle
If I were a material, I'd be: the softest cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet..the kind that lingers on your palate
If I were a word, I'd be: Passionate
If I were a body part, I'd be: A big ole ass…
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a beautiful wide smile
If I were a shape, I'd be: a square
If I were a number, I'd be: 7
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be: A princess cut diamond
If I were a speed, I'd be: ..the limit baby…
If I were a Name, I'd be: Kelly Elizabeth
If I were a Disorder, I'd be: Sexual Dysfunction
If I were a Royal job, I'd be: Queen
If I was a profession I'd be: A classically trained Italian Chef (that's real talk, and I wish you the best)
ReplyDeleteIf I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Christian Louboutin (you know with the red bottoms…they go up to size 11 for all my tall girls (But be sure to check out my store, TALL-MART) LOL
If I was a swear word I'd be: F*** (Why did that sound sooo sexxy)
f I was a currency I'd be: $2 dollar bill (so underestimated)...(what a unique answer!!)
a wrench...why..do tell lol
If I were a sound, I'd be: a soft moaning, a throaty hum (can I get a sample...lol)
If I were a body part, I'd be: A big ole ass…
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a beautiful wide smile
(somehow...I like that asnwer..and those two just go together lol lol)
and last but not least...YOU ARE A QUEEN!
If I was a profession I'd be: A classically trained Italian Chef (that's real talk, and I wish you the best)
ReplyDeleteIf I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Christian Louboutin (you know with the red bottoms…they go up to size 11 for all my tall girls (But be sure to check out my store, TALL-MART) LOL
If I was a swear word I'd be: F*** (Why did that sound sooo sexxy)
f I was a currency I'd be: $2 dollar bill (so underestimated)...(what a unique answer!!)
a wrench...why..do tell lol
If I were a sound, I'd be: a soft moaning, a throaty hum (can I get a sample...lol)
If I were a body part, I'd be: A big ole ass…
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a beautiful wide smile
(somehow...I like that asnwer..and those two just go together lol lol)
and last but not least...YOU ARE A QUEEN!
If I was a country I'd be: Australia
ReplyDeleteIf I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: The Pacific Ocean
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Chocolate Strawberry
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Nazca Lines
If I was a store I'd be: Amazon.com
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: an Aldo boot
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Heroin
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fuck
If I was a icecream flavour I'd be: Peach
If I was a disease I'd be: Obessive Compulsive
If I was a board game I'd be: Scrabble
If I was a feeling I'd be: Cynic
If I was a president I'd be: Roosevelt, FD
If I was a war I'd be: Cuban Revolution
If I was a city I'd be: Colon
If I was a colour I'd be: Gray
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Tracy Chapman
If I was a movie I'd be: The Color Purple
If I was a brand of toothpaste: Crest
If I was a business I'd be: Publisher
If I was a currency I'd be: hmmm
If I were a month, I'd be: August in Seattle
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 10am
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Sea Horse
If I were a direction, I'd be: South
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Chaize Loungee
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Coffee
If I were a bird, I'd be: Humming Bird
If I were a tool, I'd be: Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Storm
If I were a sound I'd be: San F Note
If I were an animal, I'd be: Kangaroo
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Pinto Bean
If I were an element, I'd be: Water
If I were a car, I'd be: Altima
If I were a song, I'd be: Don't Call Me Daughter
If I were a book, I'd be: The Dune Messiah
If I were a food, I'd be: Thai Food
If I were a material, I'd be: Lithium
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sour
If I were a word, I'd be: Flipping
If I were a body part, I'd be: Brain
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Solemn
If I were a shape, I'd be: Circle
If I were a number, I'd be: Pi
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be: Earring
If I were a speed, I'd be: 55
If I were a Name, I'd be: Marizol
If I were a Disorder, I'd be: OCD
If I were a Royal job, I'd be: Duchess
This was fun lol