Saturday, May 12, 2007

Another Questionnaire.......If U have the time


Answer one, two, three, or all if you like!




Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to........

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that.......

Eat a apple in the a.m., and the rest of the day you will be......

If you can't be kind, at least.......

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was.........

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as........

Never buy a car you can't........

Try not to put your foot in your mouth, because you might have to.......

When every thing's going your way, you're......

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have........

Some mistakes are.......

Don't cry because it's over; smile because ..........

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all..........

A truly happy person is one who can........

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Sadness comes through doors you........

When you're in deep water, that's a good time to .........

Family get togethers are important because.......

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a .........

Think about this: No one ever says "It's only a game" when .......

Be careful reading the fine print when you........

The trouble with too many friends is......

After a certain age, if I wake up in the morning........

It is always darkest....

There is nothing new...

A journey of a thousand miles begins with...

A committee of three...

If you can't stand the heat...
Better late than...

A rolling stone...

If at first you don't succeed...

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry...

A bird in the hand is....
Early to bed, early to rise...
Two heads...
It is better to light a candle than...

A miss is as good as...

A penny saved...

Don't burn your bridges...

Haste makes...




27 comments:

  1. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them

    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that kill - but people too

    Eat a apple in the a.m., and the rest of the day you will be full of sugary energy

    If you can't be kind, at least be quiet

    If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was an investment to teach you their integrity - the lesson itself is the value

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as am example of what not to do or how to live

    Never buy a car you can't keep or that costs more than your house

    Try not to put your foot in your mouth, because you might have to leave it there

    When every thing's going your way, you're practicing the practical appliation of the lessons you have learned in the past

    Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the more you have learned

    Some mistakes are simply learing lessons

    Don't cry because it's over; smile because its a new start

    We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all sit in a box together and when heat is allied blond to vreat a sinlge new entity

    A truly happy person is one who can be content

    Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Sadness comes through doors you forgot to vlose or walked through knowing you should not have even after being warned.

    When you're in deep water, that's a good time to relax and float but be aware of if you are in fresh or salt water so you know if you need to watch out for sharks

    Family get togethers are important because the reaffirm bonds

    There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a person in need you are meant to save from suicide (has happened)

    Think about this: No one ever says "It's only a game" when they win

    Be careful reading the fine print when you do anything least you be bound by a dishonest person

    The trouble with too many friends is they really are not

    After a certain age, if I wake up in the morning I am simply glad I did

    It is always darkest when one has not allowed the light of truth to illuminate your path

    There is nothing new simply creative reuses of what we had before

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with the concept of the destination and the idea to take the first step to get there

    A committee of three properly alligned can achieve greatness

    If you can't stand the heat wear a heat resistant suit or find a cook better suited to your glavor that appreciates what you have to offer
    Better late than ... really?

    A rolling stone takes more effort to stop than it did to make it roll in the first place

    If at first you don't succeed then learn from the lesson least you repeat the same mistakes and attempt it agon knowing what you must do differently.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry and it will stick a knife in your side and call you weak but still some will relate, understand and come to listen and offer suggestions on how to grow and become better

    A bird in the hand is messy
    Early to bed, early to rise is for a farmer
    Two heads allow better use of your resources
    It is better to light a candle than sit in the dark

    A miss is as good as not trying at all

    A penny saved is the sign of being a good stewart and not being wasteful

    Don't burn your bridges - reinforce the ones worthy of saving take dynamite to the rest

    Haste makes for stupid mistakes

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  2. only the smart survives..i be back..spear is the smart one..he got all the answers..and i don't want to cheat.

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  3. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to........

    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that....... [kill but but also bad decisions]

    Eat a apple in the a.m., and the rest of the day you will be...... [okay!]

    If you can't be kind, at least....... [pray about it]

    If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was......... [a gift]

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as........ [by way of example]

    Never buy a car you can't........ [afford]

    Try not to put your foot in your mouth, because you might have to....... [talk a walk later]

    When every thing's going your way, you're...... [thinking of better ways]

    Birthdays are good for you; the more you have........ [the wisers you become]

    Some mistakes are....... [life's lessons]

    Don't cry because it's over; smile because .......... [you lived survive]

    We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all.......... [create images]

    A truly happy person is one who can........ [find humor ]

    Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Sadness comes through doors you........ [ to create a memory of joy]

    When you're in deep water, that's a good time to ......... [dog pedal to shore] lol

    Family get togethers are important because....... [it creates a generation blessing]

    There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a ......... [call of death]

    Think about this: No one ever says "It's only a game" when ....... [it happens to them]

    Be careful reading the fine print when you........[sign on the dotted line]

    The trouble with too many friends is...... [no trouble at all]

    After a certain age, if I wake up in the morning........ [I smell the roses]

    It is always darkest....[when you lose faith]

    There is nothing new...[like recycled wisdom]

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with... [getting your feet dirty]

    A committee of three... [bring world awareness by the thousands]

    If you can't stand the heat... [get out he kitchen]
    Better late than... [never]

    A rolling stone... [lays his hat where he roams] lol

    If at first you don't succeed... [try try again]

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry... [and world should understand]

    A bird in the hand is.... [a bird without sky]

    Early to bed, early to rise... [late to bed is late for life]

    Two heads... [don't make it right']

    It is better to light a candle than... [throw gas on fumes]

    A miss is as good as... [ an opportunity to keep trying]

    A penny saved... [a dollar earned]

    Don't burn your bridges... [or you will live with regrets]

    Haste makes... [a shorter life]

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  4. I can't figure out that picture though! laughs))))

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  5. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to........force feed them to your children

    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that.......dent upon impact

    Eat a apple in the a.m., and the rest of the day you will be......burping applesauce

    If you can't be kind, at least.......learn to sprint

    If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was.........totally stupid

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as........a horrific warning

    Never buy a car you can't........push uphill

    Try not to put your foot in your mouth, because you might have to.......remove your support hose first

    When every thing's going your way, you're......dreaming

    Birthdays are good for you; the more you have........ the less you get carded at the liquor store

    Some mistakes are.......fatal

    Don't cry because it's over; smile because ..........you survived it

    We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all..........melt in the car

    A truly happy person is one who can........ obtain free meds

    Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Sadness comes through doors you........got hit in the head by upon opening

    When you're in deep water, that's a good time to .........grow a set of gills

    Family get togethers are important because....... you need humbling in life

    There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a .........IRS audit

    Think about this: No one ever says "It's only a game" when ....... they're winning

    Be careful reading the fine print when you........just finished the last beer

    The trouble with too many friends is......see above

    After a certain age, if I wake up in the morning........the bathroom better be unoccupied

    It is always darkest....when I can't find my house key

    There is nothing new...in my closet

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with...several months of preparation, major innoculations and five days of packing

    A committee of three...will always provide a majority vote

    If you can't stand the heat...quit sniffing my armpit

    Better late than...pregnant

    A rolling stone...sucks if you're a windshield

    If at first you don't succeed...change majors

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry...because you can

    A bird in the hand is....liable to poop on you

    Early to bed, early to rise...and you miss Jay Leno

    Two heads...one blood supply

    It is better to light a candle than...your finger

    A miss is as good as...a Mister

    A penny saved...won't buy anything

    Don't burn your bridges...blow them up

    Haste makes...multitasking easier

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  6. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to........eat them with no teeth
    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that.......stop at the first sign of trouble
    Eat a apple in the a.m., and the rest of the day you will be......an orange?
    If you can't be kind, at least.......be silent
    If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was.........that person's worth to you
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as........a teacher to those around you
    Never buy a car you can't........drive
    Try not to put your foot in your mouth, because you might have to.......talk with it in there
    When every thing's going your way, you're......headed in the right direction
    Birthdays are good for you; the more you have........the further you learn to count.
    Some mistakes are.......not even mistakes
    Don't cry because it's over; smile because ..........it happened
    We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all..........have a distinctive hue
    A truly happy person is one who can........eat, talk and walk at the same time
    Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Sadness comes through doors you........shouldn't have opened
    When you're in deep water, that's a good time to .........learn to swim
    Family get togethers are important because.......you see how you really act around your friends
    There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a .......call @ 5am
    Think about this: No one ever says "It's only a game" when .......they're losing
    Be careful reading the fine print when you........enter a friendship...lol
    The trouble with too many friends is......the fine print is different with each one
    After a certain age, if I wake up in the morning........"it's a good thing" lol
    It is always darkest....at 3:35 a.m.
    There is nothing new...that wasn't a recycled idea from the past
    A journey of a thousand miles begins with...some good shoes
    A committee of three...is an orgy of ideas
    If you can't stand the heat...you've had one hot flash too many
    Better late than...hearing that terrible opening song...lol
    A rolling stone...will hit you if you don't get out the way
    If at first you don't succeed...cheat
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry...and they say you're too emotional
    A bird in the hand is....okay unless he do do's in it
    Early to bed, early to rise...means you slept too long
    Two heads...separated by a fine body, and her "tool"
    It is better to light a candle than...walk around in the dark
    A miss is as good as...mister
    A penny saved...needs some company to be worth something
    Don't burn your bridges...you may need to walk over them later.(very true)
    Haste makes...pee pee run down your legs

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  7. Isp......... said, "It is always darkest when one has not allowed the light of truth to illuminate your path

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry and it will stick a knife in your side and call you weak but still some will relate, understand and come to listen and offer suggestions on how to grow and become better"


    I liked those. Especially when you're laughing. You have so many friends, but it takes a good friend to come to your aid, and try to help you. Thanks for replying...

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  8. Miss Diamond...Thanks for stopping by!

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  9. Lovely Said,

    "Drive carefully. It's not only cars that....... [kill but but also bad decisions]

    When every thing's going your way, you're...... [thinking of better ways]"


    I liked your answers. it is true. people make snap decisions, and they expect other drivers to know what they're thinking. makes for some terrible road rage. lol

    And we are so not satisfied that when things are going good, we have to still be looking over our shoulders for something better. never enough, never enough...lol

    Thanks for answering these....

    Oh, the picture is one I stole from a friends page on 360. Some wild kind of humor. makes it look like somebody getting beat up...lol

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  10. On second thought....does that picture look sexual to you?

    Cracking up!

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  11. Tammy Said,

    " Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to........force feed them to your children

    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that.......dent upon impact

    Eat a apple in the a.m., and the rest of the day you will be......burping applesauce"



    You got me on the first few. lolThat sounds just like you saying force feeding the kids. and I couldn't think of anything to go with the apple. Applesauce...nice one

    Thanks for answering!

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  12. I thought it was actually sick of me getting horny from this.. Geesh)
    <-- slaps myself...

    laughs))))

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  13. Sis - when I see that pic.. her nipples are showing.. she's riding him while she's getting hit from the back while the one on top is stroking the other's peedy-weedy?

    Am I dirty minded or are we not looking at the same pic.. sis...

    laughs)))))) (slap me if it's just me..

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  14. ............LOOKING SOOOOO SHAMEFACED! You know, I never even looked that close. Well, I did, but...but...but. lol Okay...exhaling. What should I do now--leave it? giggling wildly. (slapping my own jaws)

    Umm..err...ahhhhhh (looking confused) Wellll....lol I guess that's what it is. (still laughing, and shaking my head)


    AWWWW HELL, YOU SAY WHILE SHE STROKING THE OTHER'S PEE WEE. WOW!

    I swear, I had no idea. Should I take it down?

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  15. Naw leave it...i will be back later to respond to the questionnaire..peace

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  16. Dang, you are right I see it now, she is riding one, getting it in the rear from another and jacking the third off - wow - was not even paying attention to the picture until you mentioned - whoa!

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  17. ASW...I'm over here, actually embarrassed. LMAO.

    I'm looking forward to your return. Thanks...

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  18. ISP.....Still giggling. Wow.....Am I just a little too naive, or is Ms Lovely a little too kinky...lol

    Just kidding, Lovely. Very good observation. And to think I actually tried for a second to figure that one out yesterday,and I said, well it don't look to be harmful...lol lol lol

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  19. I am going to stick to your sunday stuff - this is just too risque for me now (smile)

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  20. NAW, dont take it down...
    I actually got horny from looking at the pic and responding to the questions.. made it even more pleasant... laughs)))) (just kidding sis...

    HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is funny...

    No leave it there... I just didnt know that Ducks had peedy-weedy's like that laughs))))))

    kidding...

    Luv you girl! HAHAAH You made my day

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  21. I am probably to kinky HAHAH Laughs)))) I didnt' mean to see that at all..
    <-- falls out laughing)))))
    I was like.. "Wow, isn't she a creative one! laughs))) I loved it !lol It got MY attention lol

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  22. it's so nice that something so innocent can emabrrass me, and still amuse me...and you. And ISP. Laughing still...

    My first instinct was to delete it. but what the heck--it's staying!

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  23. we love you sis.
    It's something I would have done... that is what made it so fun because it was innocent.

    Hugs to you Joyce.. (See? there was a reason why we met... (smiles...

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  24. Yeah....You're right. Nice to meet you, my name is Joyce. lol

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  25. a pleasure.. (smiles..

    I'm... Lovely.

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